It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I've blown a few things in my day
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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