i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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