How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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