i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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