Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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