Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Randomize
