u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
pray to the hookup gods
Someone signed my nipple.
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