just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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