i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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