Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize
