Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
