And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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