If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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