Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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