guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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