grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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