i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
she peed on how many people?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
