I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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