so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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