Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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