Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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