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(336): View more from North Carolina

I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.

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(305): View more from Florida

Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

I like it rough

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(518): View more from New York

I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.

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(817): View more from Texas

Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool

(1-507): View more from Minnesota

In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.

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(614): View more from Ohio

This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.

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