That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
