is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I enjoy the company of your penis
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