Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm at about main and main street
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Randomize
