now i know why i became what i already was.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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