she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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