Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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