That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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