this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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