That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
