Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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