just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Drunk is not a location!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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