I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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