Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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