To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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