At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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