so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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