His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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