kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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