What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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