i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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