tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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