The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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