The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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