I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Randomize
