So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
