Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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