So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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