how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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