My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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