If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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